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jhen. human.but i would love to be a vampire. 

twitter.com/bluejhen95:

    owlwright:

    me: *drinks water* health god

    (via asian)

    — 6 hours ago with 232860 notes
    "Fall for him but never chase him, never."
    What my mother told me about falling in love (via pagibigdatcom)

    (via barelyysober)

    — 6 hours ago with 18706 notes
    "That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."

    read that, again. 

    things I need to beat into my brain

    (via nicotinas)

    (Source: angiellehcim, via barelyysober)

    — 8 hours ago with 406717 notes

    n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

    pvnkslut:

    If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

    i would advise you to avoid santa

    (via barelyysober)

    — 8 hours ago with 331785 notes
    wakaswagihomie:

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

    wakaswagihomie:

    vikingserket:

    wakaswagihomie:

    I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

    is your cat called yeehaw

    His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

    (via fat-fairy-princess)

    — 8 hours ago with 98588 notes

    mythosidhe:

    cubebreaker:

    Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

    Basically a designer blanket fort

    (via asian)

    — 8 hours ago with 159877 notes

    polyteleology:

    sunteaflower:

    We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

    I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

    (via baimbie)

    — 8 hours ago with 163742 notes

    frowl:

    i am three years behind in my math homework

    (via forgave)

    — 8 hours ago with 382766 notes
    So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

    jessicarabbit:

    tenr0se:

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    Dirt

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    Funeral Home

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    Weed

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    Grass

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    Holy Water

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    Laundromat

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    Leather

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    New Zealand 

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    Play-Doh 

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    Wet Garden

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    Tomato

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    Suntan Lotion

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    Sex on the Beach

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    Riding Crop

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    Soap

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    And Finally, Swimming Pool

    "No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

    (Source: allo-nsy, via forgave)

    — 8 hours ago with 217053 notes

    livingandforgetting:

    eggsquad:

    Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

    y are there so many hot boys in your class

    — 11 hours ago with 238513 notes
    "A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
    some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

    (Source: yoegert, via livingandforgetting)

    — 11 hours ago with 170698 notes

    bgib:

    when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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    (Source: checkhunter, via forgave)

    — 11 hours ago with 105340 notes

    itssexualhour:

    my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

    (Source: itssexualhour, via d0pe23)

    — 1 day ago with 200887 notes