"Fall for him but never chase him, never."
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.
i am three years behind in my math homework
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
y are there so many hot boys in your class
"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
(Source: itssexualhour, via d0pe23)